[Joke] the drunk guy

[Humy]

A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few
minutes later, a loud, blood curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.
A few minutes after that, another loud scream reverberates through
the bar.
The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is
screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there?" he yells. "You're scaring
my customers!"

"I'm just sitting here on the toilet," slurs the drunk, "and every
time
I try to flush, something
comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls."

The bartender opens the door, looks in, and says,
"You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket!"

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[Maniac]

Thats pretty funny.

[Wolf-Wood]

Hey that was me

[Sgt. Sheck]

haha, im gonna spread that around my school like an epidemic

[Wolf-Wood]

I hope I don't catch it

[Sgt. Sheck]

oh you will. CATCH IT HARD!

[Xfiles]

I caught chlaymedia once. CAUGHT IT HARD!!

[Sgt. Sheck]

ooh, really?

[Double O]

Once you get it, you never get rid of it apparently. (blatant lie)

[Wolf-Wood]

i belive but what was that last part