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Anthony Ammo
08-05-2005, 01:04 AM
http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2005/writers/pete_mcentegart/08/04/ten.spot/index.html

Just when one thinks that Mike Tyson's career has hit rock bottom, it plunges a little farther toward the earth's molten core. Published reports say Tyson intends to star in a porn film with Jenna Jameson. A British magazine quoted the former champ as saying that he was approached by one of Jameson's representatives to doff his boxing trunks. Tyson is apparently demanding money up front to help with his massive debts. According to the story, that's not the only thing massive about Tyson. We can't say any more in this family Web site, so please check out the story.


from the NY Daily News article

...Boxing writer Pedro Fernandez recalled in Zoo magazine that, "according to court documentation from Tyson's rape trial, his member is at least 14 inches long. If Tyson brings out some of the ferocity that made him a champion, he could definitely become a successful porn star."

The muscleman has been spending this week on the beaches of Saint-Tropez with some shapely ladies. Maybe he's in training.

Xfiles
08-05-2005, 01:15 AM
14 inches...damn, he's got like 7 more inches on me. X feels depressed and eager!

Sgt. Sheck
08-05-2005, 07:39 AM
14 inches?!?!?!

That's kind of doubtful, considering how many people have 14 inches, which is like 0 these days.

Hell, I'd watch it, though.

DimeBag
08-05-2005, 08:56 AM
if he does have a 14 incher i would be it is not natural and that he had a surgery done to increase the size of his pecker or he to some grow your dick pills to help enlarge it

Sgt. Sheck
08-05-2005, 11:51 AM
There's no such thing as natural or artifical penis enlargement. Plastic surgery can make it thicker, but not longer.

DimeBag
08-05-2005, 02:36 PM
yes they can, i know someone who had a real tiny winnie and he went an got surgery to have it enlarged.

Samuel Adams
08-05-2005, 02:44 PM
I love when people make statements like that one^ and say "a freind" or "some guy I know" when we all know they are talking about themselves. Not slamming on you Dimebag, but if my buddy or just some guy I new told me he had surgury to increase thier pecker, i would probably block that information from my memory.

Phreek
08-05-2005, 02:52 PM
Thuck it baby. Thuck it nith and thlow. yeah, thath the ticket. THWALLOW BITH!

Samuel Adams
08-05-2005, 02:56 PM
I don't know which would frighten me more. This movie, or the Chyna - Xpac movie. Well at least Jenna Jameson is kinda hot.

Sgt. Sheck
08-09-2005, 09:07 AM
Thuck it baby. Thuck it nith and thlow. yeah, thath the ticket. THWALLOW BITH!

Heheheheh, I can't wait.

As for Dimebag, no. I plan to be a plastic surgeon, so I've actually researched this. There is no such thing as enlargement surgery. You can make it a leetle bit thicker, but that's it.

Xfiles
08-09-2005, 09:27 AM
Tie a ten pound weight around your yogurt slinger. You can get some inchage off that.