battle of the hot bitches

[NabJab]

you know the drill. pick a winner, put them up against a new one. lather rinse repeat.

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jessica_alba_2/gm_l8.jpg

Jessica Alba

vs.

http://www.leositi.com/week-news/Marzo-05/eva_longoria_maxim_06.jpg

Eva Longoria

[Sgt. Sheck]

Invisible Girl vs. Desperate Housewife?

I'll give it to Alba.

Jessica Alba

vs.

Man, I can't think of anyone, so I'll just say...

Angelina Jolie

[Anthony Ammo]

Alba vs

Nikki Cox

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/2332/bigncj5tf.jpg

[NabJab]

http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/sin-city-jessica-alba.jpg

Alba

vs.

http://elisha.primenova.com/fhmus/fhmus5.jpg

elisha cuthbert

[Anthony Ammo]

alba


vs

catherine zeta-jones
http://alag3.mfa.kfki.hu/dcsabas/movie/c_z_j/intolerable_cruelty/intolerable_cruelty.jpg

[NabJab]

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/jessica_alba_2/gm_l12.jpg

Jessica Alba

Vs.

http://hometown.aol.com/vinniehavens1975/images/stacybed.jpg

Good ole' Miss Hancock

[Anthony Ammo]

alba vs...


BECKY BAYLESS!
http://img193.imageshack.us/img193/707/live520lc.jpg

[Xfiles]

yikes!!! She's nasty, lookes like fuckin roseanne.

Alba

vs.

Vanessa Marcil

http://www.maximonline.com/girls/vanessa_marcil_2/gm_l1.jpg

[Anthony Ammo]

yikes!!! She's nasty, lookes like fuckin roseanne.
[/IMG]

You're cruisin' for a bruisin'!

[Xfiles]

It must be something in the NJ water supply because I heard Maniac talk about her hotness to but jesus christ, I'd shower for days if I woke up next to that.

[Anthony Ammo]

I would lick her asshole.

http://img301.imageshack.us/img301/9356/36087329l1do.jpg

[mrfantastico]

She's a fair amount of hot.

[Maniac]

Man I would love to rip the shit out of her.

[Phreek]

<-- Agrees with X 420%

[mrfantastico]

On the other hand, if she was presented to me, along with the bottle of WINE~! she's with, I might have to choose the WINE~!, as I have a GIRLFRIEND~!, but at the moment, no WINE~!

***this is presuming what she is drinking is WINE~!

[Sgt. Sheck]

<-- Agrees with X and Phreek 421%

[Xfiles]

She looks better drinking the booze but damn, that first pic is just nasty.

[HGM]

Yeah... Don't think i'd wanna be caught hanging out of that either.... Jeez.

[Maniac]

that first pic is just nasty.


Worst pic I've ever seen of her. I would think Ammo would pick out a better one, but alas, it was not to be.

[Xfiles]

Maybe AA is just wierd.

[NabJab]

can we get this back on track soon?

[Xfiles]

Go ahead cock block.

It's Vanessa Marcil vs. Jessica Alba. Go!

[Anthony Ammo]

Worst pic I've ever seen of her. I would think Ammo would pick out a better one, but alas, it was not to be.

Its that picture of her that everyone on another board thought was hot!

Even the dudes who aren't into thick broads love Becky and that picture is one of the reasons why.

I use that picture in an avatar, and people think that its hot.

I think all of you guys are just weird!

[Xfiles]

Her theighs are friggin huge.

Fatties just aren't my thing though. I'm more into that arerobic type body...or randy orton's sexy little abs... uhhh, yeah whatever the case.

You guys ever notice how a lot of times you'll see an ugly guy or just your average joe with like a super hot model type but you never really see a really attractive guy out with some skanky fat girl? Don't know the point of that but just thought I throw it out there.

[Anthony Ammo]

you never really see a really attractive guy out with some skanky fat girl


Except for me.

[Xfiles]

yeah...well okay.

[Anthony Ammo]

alba vs.

Scarlett Johansson
http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/3914/11scar9kl.jpg

[DimeBag]

I Would Take Alba

[Anthony Ammo]

you're supposed to post a picture of a new girl...

I guess if someone else sees this before DimeBag they can go ahead and answer instead...

[Sgt. Sheck]

Scarlett Johansson (!)

vs.

Cherie Roberts a.k.a. Kitana Jade

http://cherieroberts.com/images/portfolio/port-06.jpg

[Anthony Ammo]

I have no idea who she is... but I just checked out the website.

eh.

[b]Scarlett Johansson (thank god it is somebody else!)

vs

Zooey Deschanel (the chick from Elf and Eulogy)

http://www.fedge.net/~zdeschanel/images/mtv/mtv10.jpg

[NabJab]

http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/3914/11scar9kl.jpg

scarlett Johansson

vs.

http://www.celeb-fan.com/images/preview/cf-Gwen_Stefani_preview.jpg

Gwen Stefani

[Maniac]

Gwen Stefani (even though I hate her now and she has no breasts)

vs.

http://www.atributetowrestlers.com/torrie-wilson-picture21.jpg
Torrie Wilson

[Anthony Ammo]

Torrie Wilson vs.

Jessica Alba! ! !








No, just kidding.


Torrie Wilson vs.


Mariah Carey
http://www.allstarz.org/mariahcarey/016.jpg

[Xfiles]

Mariah

vs.

http://www.guerravida.com/image/lingerie/images/guerravida066.jpg

Damnit, I'd love to get all up in that.

[Anthony Ammo]

Mariah Carey

vs

Catalina Sandino Marino (the chick from Maria Full Of Grace)
http://i.imdb.com/Photos/Events/2878/CatalinaSa_Cohen_4536844_400.jpghttp://www.monstersandcritics.com/artman/uploads/77academy_a0114-p.jpg

[Xfiles]

No fucking way is Carey better than Vida. It's a travisty!

Marino

vs.

http://www.ali-landry.info/pictures/images/ali-landry-black-leather.jpg

[Anthony Ammo]

I don't even think Vida is that hot. She has the body, but her face doesn't do it for me... and without an attractive face a girl isn't hot.



Catalina Sandino Marino

vs

Faith from inbedwithfaith.com
http://img83.imageshack.us/img83/3209/1111110aj.jpg
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/3383/faith024ci.jpg
http://img82.imageshack.us/img82/4287/faith17xh.jpg

[Samuel Adams]

more smut less clothes please.

[Anthony Ammo]

I figured I was supposed to keep things classy!

[Xfiles]

Nothing screams classy like a nip slip

[Anthony Ammo]

A teeny bit is still classy I say!

[Xfiles]

I don't even think Vida is that hot. She has the body, but her face doesn't do it for me... and without an attractive face a girl isn't hot.



I don't know, I'd take a chick with a hot body and an ugly face over a really fat chick with a so-so face. But usually fat girls have fat faces so a so-so face probably isn't in the cards.

[Anthony Ammo]

so... someone should, like, choose Catalina or Faith!

[Sgt. Sheck]

Faith

vs.

Brooke Burke
http://tapety-na-plochu.unas.cz/tapety/sexy-brooke-burke-3.jpg

[Maniac]

Burke

vs.

Jenna

http://www.celebritybeauties.net/jenna5.jpg

[Xfiles]

Unless Jenna is supposed to look like a red X, I think it's messed up.

[gamegirl]

Burke

vs.

http://www.celebrityframes.com/images/beckinsale206.jpg

[gamegirl]

Kate does not need to be naked to look hot!

[Xfiles]

She was damn hot in Laurel Canyon. I would of hit it in a heartbeat. She makes out with her husbands mom and her mom's boyfriend in a pool...that's shit is hot.

Kate

vs.

Emmanuelle Chrique
http://www.allfansites-gallery.com/Emmanuelle%20Chriqui/21.jpg
http://www.allfansites-gallery.com/Emmanuelle%20Chriqui/8.jpg

She's so classy hot.

[Maniac]

Kate

vs.

Monica Belluci

http://www.fabuloussavers.com/wallpapers/95_MonicaBellucci_supermodel_freecomputer_desktopw allpaper_xx.jpg

[Xfiles]

Damnit, this game blows.

[Sgt. Sheck]

Well, when a pic of a woman with a vagina big enough that she needs one of those skyscrapers to pleasure herself is posted, choices get tough.

[Shamdaman]

Since I dont have calidovision on my screen I am just gonna say I think Kate is better looking than the green one above.....


anyway on with the show!



Kate

vs

Bianca Beauchamp
http://www.bizarremag.com/picture_bizarre_library/dir_2/bizarre_pic_1191.jpg

[Indy]

Let's get this going again. Actually, I'll give it a nice shiny new thread.

[dant19955]

Bianca

vr.
Danceing Queen
:redxdance: